this is an exert from ellen's profile. i believe in it all!

you know i pretty much love love love my class! well most people anyways

"buenas REtardes Mr. McGAY."

"Lauren you have high levels of testosterone."
-mitch...boy do i love that kid.

How do you prove someone's catholic? How do you prove someone's Christian? _Mrs. Cooper
Meax- How do you prove someone's muslim?...hey look at this bomb!
^^my little muslim detector buddy.

"yeah well i think God is santa claus."
-kc lee... boy oh boy i doubly love that girl

"hey look at that...weird thing over there!"
*lauren looks around*
*brennan snatches calculator*
*hysterical laughter*
"what...? am i missing something?"
-Brennan and lauren
these people! i swear! i just love them!

"YES! I GOT IT! IN YOUR FACE AARON!"
*randomly jumps up in the middle of computer class*
-brennan again.

"okay so there's this 8 by 10 picture on maddie's locker of this guy with slicked back hair a white tuxedo and i was just wondering Corby, is that you?"
"oh my god no."
"thats zac efron!"
mrs. cooper needs new glasses.

"oh my god!"
"UMMMMMMM! you used God's name in vain!"
"oops my bad."
-max and logan

"saying Oh my God is breaking a law set by God."-mrs.cooper
*kc lee and i look at each other.*
"oh God."-me
"oops!"-kc lee
"crap"-me
"thats it. we're screwed."-kc lee
*max leans in*
"yup it's offical. you two are going to hell"

"not wasting God's resources can help people as much as you working the soup kicthen"- mrs. cooper
"yeah but what's that got to do about taking showers?"-max
"you can preserve God's resources."-mrs. cooper
"its not like the water isn't coming back. what about the water cycle?"- max

**KFC!!!!!!
this is why it's hot. this is why it's hot. this is why this is why this is why it's hot.
it's hot cuz it'd fried you ain't cuz you not.
this is why this is why this is why it's hot.
we got mashed potatoes and gravy, and mac and cheese in a bucket.
so why don't you just go F#$% it! *throws planner* WHAT!**
music class has never seen the likes of us.

brennan, corby you all got burned soooo bad! ms. cooke rocks! have fun on your "date" you two.
jkjkjkjkjkjkjk that was so hysterical.
"How would you know he was gay? did you kiss him?" music teachers are pretty fricking hilarious.
well maybe just ms. cooke. if mrs. yager had heard our KFC rap we would've been expelled.
bahahahahahahahahah! love it!

today i got back from sarah's. we'd gone to the football game. YAY US! we won 48-14 i think. i mostly didn't watch the game, but hung out with morgan, rah, ellen, dalton, logan, and trevor. they are all AWESOME!

and something else happened, but i'm not going to post it, but ellen, i am

NOT MAD AT YOU! STOP FEELING SORRY FOR ME!

and then i found this (above) and thought i'd share it with you... 

has it REALLY been two weeks since i've posted? i'm soooooo sorry. with school and vball and homework (five tests between today and tomorrow) i've been so effin' busy!

so, i'm the vball team's captain, demi's the co. i love her, she's soooo cool! 

i'm beating morgan in algebra one, well, better put, i've got a better average than her, and that's a BIG feat. a 97-ish and she's got... well, that is her business

we're un-deafeated in vball. 3 games only, but still...

i sit by aaron in computer class, and BOY does he keep me busy. he's smashed my toes with his chair, flipped me off for telling him to shut up, yell into my face while i'm listening to music, and overall being... aaron

sarah got sick, but she's better now. *hugs self* and now i bet i'm sick because of her... *glare*

um... i've been trying to get some LWD episodes so i can make youtube vids, but my frickin' computer is being stupidly retarded! *grabs eyes and launches them across the room*

corby ripped his pants yesterday in spanish. ha ha ha! demi says to herself, "oh, dang, i've got pen on... OMG! CORBY'S PANTS ARE RIPPED!" he looks down at his crotch and says, "i guess i did." imfao (i have no clue what that means)

i'll try and update more often, but it'll be slow for awhile... sorry! :(

love, peace, and time traveling when your having fun stuff,
abby <3

it's about 1:30 in the morning at morgan's house, and i'm sooooooooooooooo not tired. i may go write some fanfiction, but... ah crap my beloved 5-subject notebook is @ home...

i got back from babysitting around 11, had a popsicle, watched half and hour of the OC with morgan (along with running commentary) and then crawled downstairs so pooped to finish the OC since it was really hot upstairs. now i guess that soda i had (only one okay, no soda gives you a 3 hour rush) hasn't worn off yet.

anyway, at the babysitting house, we played b-ball for practically 2 hours, then watched part of a movie, and got the little guys into bed. yay! morgan couldn't find the remote for the tv, so instead we put all their cushions out on the floor and hopped back and forth like drunk idiots, but i swear i've never had more fun in my life. kudos to morgan and her brigth ideas and smarts in batman crap (lol, morgan)

glad you all are still listening to me and my rants. tomorrow's a new LWD! hoo-ray! i'm high from the exctiment. w/e... i'm gonna crash now. getting kind of tired. i'll dream of good dasey fics, okay?

love and peace and LWD episodes,
abby <3

today was another day of school (oh happy day) and we met our new music teacher, mrs. cooke. she's the best teacher EVER! she made like... ten dirty jokes and let us make our random comments, and was funny and smart and just...

ah!

one boy in our class has a last name- Burger- and since her last name is Cooke, everyone was saying, "Cooke the Burger!" and she says back, "Wow, that's weird. I'm the teacher and he's the student. I'd get arrested for that," and we all suddenly got it. before you could blink, everyone was on the ground cracking up, crying from laughing, or grabbing their stomaches. kudos to mrs. cooke, the coolest teacher ever!

so, i'm gonna go to morgan's today to help her baby-sit boyd, then spend the night. sarah would come, but she's in ohio for a baseball game, then staying at a hotel, then going to king's island tomorrow. she won't make the best par-tay of the year. trevor's birthday is coming up, and he's got the best crap ever! (no, not crap like that way... pervs...)

love and peace and cooking burgers,
abby <3

the vid is one i saw on kclee93's youtube channel. she's girl in my class. this was on her favs. enjoy!

freewebs.com/themontanasecretfiles

max's sweetness random site...

so, yesterday was my 1st day of school. this sucks, i mean it. homework on our FIRST DAY as an 8th grader! what the flip are they thinking? it was easy stuff, but still...

anyway, i sat through endless lectures and all the classes summer experiences. all i saw was an old lady get her stomach cut open (earlier post).

so, my buddy, PhilandKeely4ever/lwdcaseyandderek04 on seater-online posted the coolest thing EVER! seriosly. thanks a trillion, girl. these aren't in the airing order. i'll star the ones that have showed so far, and the ones i'm looking most foward to...

(**- aired already) (~~ looking foward to)
**Episode No. 301 – "Two-Timing Derek"
Written by Daphne Ballon
Directed by Steve Wright
Since Derek already has a girlfriend, Casey is shocked when he asks out a friend of hers. She
tries to get him to do the right thing before she does it for him.

**Episode No. 302 – "It's Our Party . . ."
Written by Jeff Biederman
Directed by Paul Fox
George and Nora plan a joint birthday party for Lizzie (Jordan Todosey) and Edwin. It's a fiasco
until Casey and Derek reluctantly provide emergency help.

~~Episode No. 303 – "Rumour Mill"*
Written by Sarah Glinski
Directed by Steve Wright
After Derek breaks up with Kendra so he won't have to buy her a Valentine's Day gift, Kendra
asks Casey's crush Max to the Valentine's Day dance.
*this is a Valentine's Day episode.

**Episode No. 304 – "Misadventures in Babysitting"
Written by Al Schwartz
Directed by Benjamin Weinstein
Derek turns out to be the world's worst babysitter, so Edwin invites his friend Teddy (Cameron
Ansell) over to stir up some trouble.

**Episode No. 305 – "Slacker Mom"
Written by Daphne Ballon
Directed by Steve Wright
Casey risks losing her 'cool' status when Nora tries to recruit her new friends to help at the high
school fun fair.

**Episode No. 306 – "The Bully Brothers"
Written by Jeff Biederman
Directed by Craig Pryce
When Edwin gets picked on by a schoolyard bully, he goes to Derek for advice, inadvertently
causing Derek big trouble of his own.

**Episode No. 307 – "Power Failure"
Written by Karen Hill
Directed by Benjamin Weinstein
Casey is shocked when Derek is selected to be a prefect at school and sets out to prove he's
not the man for the job; Edwin and Lizzie are jealous that Marti always gets her way.

~~Episode No. 308 – "Adios Derek"
Written by Jeff Biederman
Directed by Paul Fox
George and Derek's mother Abby are dismayed Derek is failing Spanish and decide he should
live with Abby in Spain for six months.

Episode No. 309 – "Sixteen Sparkplugs"
Written by Daphne Ballon
Directed by Benjamin Weinstein
The family stages an intervention to convince George to buy a new car; Derek faces the scary
possibility of spending his 16th birthday at home with his family.

**Episode No. 310 – "Don't Take A Tip From Me"
Written by Bernice Vanderlaan
Directed by Craig Pryce
Casey and Derek both land jobs at the same restaurant, and things don't go quite as Casey
expected.

~~Episode No. 311 – "Fright Night"
Written by Brian Hartigan
Directed by Steve Wright
When Casey lectures Derek and Edwin for watching scary movies – which she finds silly and
fake – they take her admonishment as a dare . . . to scare.

~~Episode No. 312 – "When Derek Meets Sally"
Written by Daphne Ballon
Directed by Benjamin Weinstein
Derek swears off girls until he meets Sally (guest star Kate Todd), the attractive new waitress at
Smellie Nellie's. Lizzie is freaked out when her best friend Jamie tells her he likes her.

~~~~~~~~~~Episode No. 313 – "Make No Prom-ises"
Written by Bernice Vanderlaan
Directed by Harvey Crossland
Casey's dream of a romantic prom night turns into a nightmare when Derek accidentally ruins
her dress.

~~Episode No. 314 – "Summer School Blues"
Written by Brian Hartigan
Directed by Harvey Crossland
Derek sneaks out of summer school and injects some fun into Casey's dull camp curriculum;
Edwin and Lizzie set up a lucrative pet-sitting business.

**Episode No. 315 – "Home Movies"
Written by Jeff Biederman
Directed by Steve Wright
Casey tries to film a heart-warming saga of a blended family for her school project, but her
family members won't cooperate.

~~Episode No. 316 – "Grade A Cheater"
Written by Michael Seater & Graham Seater
Directed by Steve Wright
Derek switches test papers with Casey, and then lures her into a scheme that will keep them
both out of trouble. (side note, but michael seater wrote this one)

Episode No. 317 – "Ivanwho?"
Written by Brian Hartigan
Directed by Craig Pryce
Idealistic Casey expects her boyfriend Max to be as chivalrous as the literary hero Ivanhoe.

Episode No. 318 – "Derek Un-Done"
Written by Daphne Ballon
Directed by David Warry-Smith
When signals get crossed, Derek thinks he has a chance with Sally, and Casey is sure Max is
going to dump her.

~~Episode No. 319 – "Not So Sweet 16"
Written by Daphne Ballon
Directed by Steve Wright
Derek turns Casey's plan for a sophisticated sweet 16 into a bash more to his liking.

Episode No. 320 – "Driving Lessons"
Written by Jeff Biederman
Directed by Craig Pryce
Casey is thrilled to get her driver's licence before Derek, until she gets stuck playing chauffeur
to her younger siblings.

~~Episode No. 321 – "Cheerleader Casey"
Written by Matt MacLennan
Directed by Steve Wright
Casey tries out for the cheerleading squad despite the fact that her boyfriend's jealous ex-girlfriend
Amy is the head cheerleader.

~~~~~~~~~~~Episode No. 322 – "Show-Off-Tune"
Written by Jeff Biederman
Directed by David Warry-Smith
When Derek gets bumped up from the chorus into a lead role in the school musical, Casey
gives him some advice so he won't ruin the show.

Episode No. 323 – "Allergy Season"
Written by Jeff Biederman
Directed by Steve Wright
Casey develops mysterious allergies after Max gives her his football jacket.

~~Episode No. 324 – "Things That Go Bump In The Night"
Written by Matt MacLennan
Directed by Craig Pryce
Grounded for the weekend, Derek and Casey put a dent in George's car when they try to sneak
out to a party.

~~Episode No. 325 – "Derek's School of Dating"
Story by Matt MacLennan
Teleplay by Alex Pugsley
Directed by Craig Pryce
Derek and Edwin both strike out despite Derek's patented dating techniques.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Episode No. 326 – "A Very Derekus Christmas"
Written by Daphne Ballon
Directed by Steve Wright
When Christmas plans go awry, Aunt Madge encourages Derek to help restore the family's
holiday spirit.

anyway, i'm going to be re-posting in a sec...

so, friday, i went to work as always. it's our last day at the hospital (tear, tear) and the nurses were extra nice to us. oooooh boy. they bought us:
*braclets
*frisbee (with hospital name on it)
*keychains
*pens
*lots of goodbye hugs

it was a very relaxing day for us there. we got to sit in the comfy recliners in the waiting room, drink coffee and sodas whenever we wanted, watch tv in the nurse's station, poke into some appointments, and visit the cafeteria (filled with jewlry that was only 1 each) for almost 2 1/2 hours. i love those nurses. special thanks to brenda, ladonna, mary ann, louise (though i never liked you, i know you liked me), and that one girl that i never remember her name, but her pants were funny.

morgan then came over to my house, and when i called sarah to pick her up, she bailed because she "felt tired and sick because of dust". that a loud of shit, i think. i bet she didn't want to come over. i have no clue why though... god, this sucks. well, then morgan and me ate lasanga roll-ups from market day, swam in my pool, played the Wii until midnight w/my dad, and watched the sweet sixteen movie (highly reccomended). so HA sarah! we had a good time, while you were playing hooky! HA HA HA!

my gramma gave me a basket of blackberries, and i made a cobbler today. i've yet to taste it because i want mom to get some ice cream on the way home. the blackberries bubbled over the edge of the pan while it was baking, but it was okay. dad saved the day!

carolyn came home today from a camping trip with her friend. it was the first time she'd been out of town with a friend over night, and so it was a responability test. i think she got an 89%. she forgot her medicine the last day, but other than that, she was a sweet as an angel. kudos to my sissy!

so, i'm just waiting for lwd to come on, but i'll watch the new drake and josh before then. ha ha ha, the movie really big shrimp was SOOOO funny, i'm serious! everyone should see it. long live dasey and long live ME!

love and peace and (hopefully) good cobbler,
abby <3

http://www.seater-online.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=161

here's the link to my latest LWD fanfic one-shot called "Goodnight Smerek". it's a feel good story, really, and everyone i've had read it says "awww" after it so, happy reading. you can comment on it here on the site if you please. 

love and peace and michael seater,
abby <3

alright everyone, i'm SOOOO sorry that i haven't posted in a while. been busy w/morgan and sarah and work and school supply shopping and all that jazz, so i've been slacking with my posts.

there's new news now! (new news, ha ha ha). life with derek is having new episodes in august also! yayayayay! season 3 is turning out to be the best. derek's got a job, casey's getting to be a little softer with her bros, edwin and lizzie look like they ""like"" eachother, marti is as cute as ever, nora admits she loves derek, and george is trying to be a good dad to his teenage daughter. totally amazing. kudos to the cast and crew in canada!

 anyway, the last airing episode was "bully brothers" and that one was mostly about derek and edwin being bullied at school and how to deal with it, probably my fav line is, "I'm not scrawny, i'm SCRAPPY!" -derek venturi. lol, i think he's self-conscious about how skinny he really is. too bad, d. edwin gets a black eye from ronnie, a bully at his school who is coincidently the younger brother of derek's bully, ryan. oh no! well, derek threatens ronnie w/math (when marti comes down the stairs and asks derek to help her with her math homework he says, "oh, i LOVE math, but i would never threaten anyone with it.") and so ryan is out to get derek for his past run ins and the new problem. derek thinks he can take ryan, but at the last moment, casey butts in and yells her head off at ryan who replies, "ok ok, i won't hurt him if you stop yelling at me." casey at the end asks derek to thank her, and derek says denies. casey tells him that if i wasn't for her, his face would be re-arranged and derek says, "well, the ladies like my face where it is, so i should thank you." awww so cute. i wish marti (ariel waller) should be in the episodes more. she's so cute and innocent, but i rarely get to see her, and if i do it's not very many lines or parts. good luck, ariel. you pound that director to get you more scenes!

well, this sunday is the new episode, "home movies" then the next week, "show-off tunes" where derek gets the lead in a musical, and the latest news is that the next week is, "summer school blues". so, now that you've had your daily dose of life with derek, i'll leave you. :)

you want to know where i've been forever?

well, i'll tell ya. my sis, for her b-day, got a Wii!
so, i've been playing myself crazy on that game, and i've uploaded a few more avatars i've made (socks, lol) and updaed some fanfics. cool eh? just letting you know. i'm going to get my physical today (yay- without enthusiasm) and then going to get school supplies (yay- with absolutley no form of enthusiasm at all). 

this is going to be a VERY FUN day!

and the new lwd episode was phenominal. michael seater looked so flippin' hott *sigh*. once the sreen-shots are posted on www.seater-online.com i'm going to make some more avatars, kay kay? you can borrow any, but all credit comes back to me.

today is a new LWD episode called 'don't take a tip from me' and i think derek finally gets a job at smelly nelly's. and to top my ectasy, i found a dasey pic! ahhh! here's the pic...

lyrics,
You Can't Stop The Beat lyrics

TRACY You cant stop an avalanche As it races down the hill You can try to stop the seasons, girl But ya know you never will And you can try to stop my dancin' feet But i just cannot stand still 'Cause the world keeps spinning 'Round and 'round And my heart's keeping time To the speed of sound I was lost til i heard the drums Then i found my way TRACY & LINK 'Cause you can't stop the beat Ever since this old world began A woman found out if she shook it She could shake up a man And so i'm gonna shake and shimmy it The best that i can today 'Cause you cant stop The motion of the ocean Or the sun in the sky You can wonder if you wanna But i never ask why And if you try to hold me down I'm gonna spit in your eye and say That you cant stop the beat! (Penny appears onstage transformed into a hot teenage tigress.) TRACY What do ya' have to say, Penny? PENNY I am now a checkerboard chick! You can't stop a river As it rushes to the sea You can try and stop the hands of time But ya know it just can't be And if they try to stop us, seaweed, I'll call the n - double-a - ñ - p! 'Cause the world keeps spinning 'Round and 'round. SEAWEED 'Round and 'round PENNY And my heart's keeping time To the speed of sound SEAWEED Speed of sound PENNY I was lost till i heard the drums Then i found my way PENNY & SEAWEED 'Cause you can't stop the beat PENNY & SEAWEED, TRACY & LINK Ever since we first saw the light A man and woman liked to shake it On a saturday night And so i'm gonna shake and shimmy it With all my might today 'Cause you cant stop The motion of the ocean Or the rain from above They can try to stop the paradise We're dreaming of But they cannot stop the rhythm Of two hearts in love to stay 'Cause you cant stop the beat! EDNA Tracy, I have a little something I'd like to add, if you don't mind. You cant stop my happiness 'Cause i like the way i am And you just can't stop my knife and fork When i see a christmas ham So if you don't like the way i look Well, i |ust don't give a damn! EDNA & ENSEMBLE 'Cause the world keeps spinning 'Round and 'round And my heart's keeping time To the speed of sound I was lost til i heard the drums Then i found my way EDNA & WILBUR & COMPANY 'Cause you cant stop the beat Ever since this old world began A woman found out if she shook it She could shake up a man And so i'm gonna shake and shimmy it The best that i can today 'Cause you cant stop The motion of the ocean Or the sun in the sky You can wonder if you wanna But i never ask why And if you try to hold me down I'm gonna spit in your eye and say That you cant stop the beat! EDNA Wilbur, be a dear and get me my oxygen... NOW! MOTORMOUTH (to Velma) Step aside, Miss Buttercup... it's time to wrap this mutha' up! Oh, oh, oh, You can't stop today ENSEMBLE ...No! MOTORMOUTH As it comes speeding down the track ENSEMBLE Oîí îîí îîí, child, yes MOTORMOUTH Child, yesterday is hist'ry ENSEMBLE Be gone! MOTORMOUTH And it's never coming back ENSEMBLE Look ahead MOTORMOUTH & ENSEMBLE 'Cause tomorrow is a brand new day MOTORMOUTH And it don't know white from black ENSEMBLE Yeah! MOTORMOUTH & ENSEMBLE 'Cause the world keeps spinning 'Round and 'round And my heart's keeping time To the speed of sound I was lost til i heard the drums Then i found my way 'Cause you cant stop the beat ALL Ever since we first saw the light A man and woman liked to shake it On a saturday night And so i'm gonna shake and shimmy it With all my might today 'Cause you can't stop The motion of the ocean Or the rain from above They can try to stop ths paradise We're dreaming of But you cannot stop the rhythm Of two hearts in love to stay You can't stop the beat! Aah, aah, aah Aah, aah, aah Aah, aah, aah Come on, you von tussles Go on, shake your fanny muscles VELMA & AMBER We can't! ALL Yes, you can! VELMA & AMBER No, we can't! ALL Yes, you can! VEIMA & AMBER Yes, we can...!!! ALL You can't stop the beat VELMA & AMBER Ever since we first saw the sun It seems von tussle girls are always Tryin' to please someone But now we're gonna shake and shimmy it And have some fun Today! ALL 'Cause you can't stop The motion of the ocean Or the rain from above They can try to stop the paradise We're dreaming of But you cannot stop the rhythm Of two hearts in love to stay 'Cause you can't stop the beat! You can't stop the beat!! You can't stop the beat!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejFtv8xY5zE  {[just the song]}

i just saw hairspray w/morgan!

OH MY GAWD! it's so effin amazing!

i want everybody who reads this to see it, i am not joking. i could cry at how amazing it was. zac efron did a FANTASTIC job, so did queen latifah, stephan walken, and the new nikki bronksi (blonksi?). and no one can leave out john travolta who gets kudos for putting on the "fat suit" and singing like a girl. the love song between him (playing edna turnbad) and his "husband" (stephan walken playing... um... i forget, but it was a funny name) was halarious, you just had to laugh when stephan grabbed john travolta's "butt" and they almost kissed, but then the lights went out. ha ha ha. nikki and zac's chemistry was simply wonderful, and i had to giggle when zac (playing link larkin) sung a song to nikki (playing lead: tracey turnbad) and he was hugging her picture and making kissy-wissy eyes. i have to admit he's quite f-i-n-e in this movie. like i said, it amazing, and once someone gets up the finishing song "you can't stop the beat" it'll be up here. okay?
love and peace and mad dance moves,
abby <3

so, yeah. i wrote a life with derek one-short fan fiction. it's called Lizzie's Curse. ha ha, i thought it was pretty good, and that's rare for me to say that about my own work. so... hope you all like.
love and peace and aunt flow,
abby <3

p.s. you have to read the story to get the "aunt flow" part. and if you're a girl, then you probably already know what this is...

http://www.seater-online.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=155 <-- that's the link... yay!

didn't get any *yawn* sleep last night. *stretch* talk later, okay?
love and peace and zzzzzzzz,
abby <3

http://www.potterpuppetpals.com/songs.htm

listen to all the songs and you will laugh your head off! holy crap, it's halarious...

i know probably everyone's seen this somewhere along the line, but for all the poor deprived children who haven't, here you are. um... yeah...
p.s. there is one cuss word. oopy! that's ok, cuz everyone will hear one in their lifetime so might as well get it over with... :)

If you could rename yourself in real life, what would you choose, and why?

i'd call myself lola. yes, lola, and you want to know why? in hannah montana, miley's best friend is lily, and her "code-name" is lola, and my and lily couldn't be more alike. 

either that or jossalyn (joss for short) and that's mostly because i love that name... like alot... on www.babynames.com there's a renamer, but it's got such freakish names that it's scary. i got lola one time and it stuck after i saw hannah montana...

sorry, i'm not in a writing mood...

oh, when i have kids, if i have a girl, her name will be marti christine. i think that is sooooooooo beautiful. i hope she'll like it. for a boy, it'll have to be something christopher. i have no clue why, but it sounds cool. i know this may sound like it's from life with derek (with marti, but i liked that name BEFORE i knew about the show), but i think the name derek christopher is really coolio. 

how did i get on this subject? dear God, i'm weird. i shoudn't have had those cocoa krispies... *sigh*

here's an awesome dasey song. it's aly and aj's new song "the potiental breakup song" enjoy!
luv peace and other stuff i won't add,
abby (or lola or joss) <3